lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

Reblogged from savvy?

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

image

Reblogged from you're my mission
foxinu:

:d

foxinu:

:d

Tags: doge

besturlonhere:

scarymansion:

Aubrey Longley Cook,   Runaway – Animated Hand Embroidery

i now understand it is possible to go too hard 

Reblogged from dogs are the bEST

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

Reblogged from dogs are the bEST
Maybe happiness is this: not feeling like you should be elsewhere, doing something else, being someone else.
— Isaac Asimov (via priceofliberty)
Reblogged from aufklärung.
abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush


Top Care

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

Top Care

Reblogged from Leon Mcgann
Tags: false
Leaving for Amsterdam todayyy

Leaving for Amsterdam todayyy

Tags: actually me

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police